The Loser...

It's just another normal morning, i board the bus along with my Friend, chatter incessantly with her and then a long silence follows. That's when the bus approaches a certain bus-stop where i ridiculously hope this Loser doesn't board but no, he boards..!



And now, starts the part of the journey when i have to tolerate him..! Why?? Simple, he talks like an idiot, sweet-talks with my Friend(who isn't the least bit interested) and pretends to be smart.



Like this:

Loser: Did you study yesterday?

Me: Not much, just a bit

Loser: Define "just a bit"

Me: Some math, and chemistry

Loser: No Physics?

Me: Naah, don't like that subject

Loser: But why? Its the best subject around, you should study that as well.. study now then, why you doing chem?

Me: I'll do it later -- I am just studying some more in chem

Loser: Why do you study so much?

Me: Why should I not study much?

Loser: But, you always study.. and you say that

Me: I don't.. that's just your perception

Loser: Ya ya whatever.. you always say that

Me:(doesn't reply)



Pointless discussion. Naah,please i am no "padhaku". I just study something everyday so that I am in touch with what's going in class. I mean, that's something which everybody does when they go back home.. And he says that it's a lot of study... Seriously??

And on the day of a test or an exam, the journey to the school is a real pain. He doesn't study anything and asks literally everything. For example: Let's say we have semi-conductor devices for a test.

Loser: Hey, did you study?

Me: Of course.. Why wouldn't I?

Loser: I was thinking if I could do some masti and persuade her to postpone it

Me: I don't think so that's possible, she seemed pretty firm.

Loser: Ahh okay, now tell me what is a junction-diode, I didn't study anything!

Me: You had 2 days to prepare, what nonsense?

Loser: I was thinking that maybe I could get her to postpone it

Me: (ignores and buries nose in book)

See, he had 2 days to prepare for that chapter, and mind you, that chapter isn't boring or tough or incomprehensible or anything of that sort that two days seem impossible for preparation. And worse, junction diode is something basic you should know to understand that chapter!

He doesn't pay any attention in the class. I'll give you a scene:

Teacher walks in. Students stand up to wish. And then, he starts:

Loser: Ma'am, please a free period

Teacher: I have to finish the portion, sorry, some other time

Loser: Ma'am.. No please!!

Teacher: Sit down please, let me begin

Loser: Ma'am, we never get one..

Teacher: So? You should be studying, that's good

Loser: But ma'am we never never get--

Teacher: That's none of my business

Loser: You could atleast give us this one..

And so on..

And hence, half of the class is wasted in this ridiculous attempt of his. During the class, he doesn't let the teacher teach properly. Frequently, he pops in stupid comments. Once, we were learning this thing in English called "HyperbolE", during the class all he did was chant "HyperbolA" irritating the teacher who repeatedly asked him to shut up.

I must talk about the relationship of him and his gf(I'll talk about her later). It's funny, really. Now, our Mr. Loser had/has a huge crush on my Friend(I talked about her in the beginning). Well, my Friend is committed to another Guy. And our Loser too is seeing someone. Now, I don't know what he means but it's really funny to see him catch my Friend's attention everytime. But once he is with his GF, no one is important. Another thing to note, in front of him, his GF goes around flirting with her ex-es. Aww, poor guy has no guts to confront her about it. He just stands there helplessly, stupidly grinning. Well, let's just see how it'll be like if he confronts her about it. She'll only say, "You're only being insecure". And she goes on about it again. If he confronts her about it again, she'll break up with him again!! OOOOhhhhh No.... what face will he show to my Friend who's going very strong with her Guy?!?! So it's best to keep quiet.

Bah!! I am so frustrated writing about him. Imagine me actually tolerating him...!! Oh you know what? He's quite a show-off: The other day, me and another friend were tensed after the exam when he turned behind and asked how did our paper go.. I said,"We're worried..". He said,"Mine went pretty fine. I'll definately do well.. You guys might end up giving the re-test." And what happened? HE gave the re-test.. for Two subjects...!!

And the worst...?? He stinks...literally(bad breath). A li'l birdie just flew in to say that someone was pretty disgusted by Me. Loser because of this. YUCK..!! need I say more??

You take care and don't come anywhere near him..

--SaturnIndian[SI]