Miss Most-Disliked-by-Teachers (in School)

Hello, hello.. The birdie is back!! This time with another worm to peck at incessantly...

Yes, so... Read the title and now wondering who is this girl? Well, Miss Most-Disliked-by-Teachers(Miss MDT) is none other than Mr. Loser's girlfriend!! He he, did I not tell you that I would talk about her later..?

Well, actually this girl is way better than Mr. Loser and that's why I'll be soft on her today. Needless to say, this girl is the most popular(because the teachers dislike her) in our class for umm.. I guess... the wrong reasons :

1) Short Skirt
2) Sport Shoes with School Uniform(what?!)
3) Flirtatious nature
4) Manners => X
5) Extremely frank(sometimes brutally) which doesn't go down too well with the conservative crowd here
6) Talking about things in the open which are usually prohibited

Actually, I have listed here the reasons why the teachers are unhappy with her.. These are only a few, there are more but I can't think any more.

Well, why do I dislike this girl? Simple, because even I have had an unpleasent experience with her.

We have something in our school called the 'Open day'. Just this one day, various depts of the school -- English Dept, Math Dept, Chemistry Dept, Physics Dept, etc -- put up a colourful exhibition. I was, well, where I was destined to be, in the English Dept(I wanted the Chemistry Dept but it was spineless at that time so..) and Miss MDT was also in with me. I didn't really mind her as long as she kept to herself. So, the story is: English Dept organises "Soliloquies"(that's what the spelling is.. right?) i.e. a single person shall stand on stage and deliver a long speach(like Portia in Shakespear's Hamlet) which often has some famous lines and is a turning point in that particular story. We decided on five soliloquies and Miss MDT was Marc Antony delivering the famous "Friends, Romans, Countrymen..." speech(for those who have no idea, go check your younger sibling's english textbook). Miss MDT was very excited, very enthusiastic and promptly declared that she shall start preparation. But, in the end, four days before the D-Day, she pleads me to exchange places with her. I agree, on the condition that she help me out but unfortunately that doesn't happen. I, learn the whole speech by-heart, direct my Shakespear play(yea, that was my job earlier) and everything else. And she? NOTHING!! Help, what help? Why did she do this? "I wouldn't really be in a position to be in the character that day. It's a guy thing you see.." Ugh! She and her guy problems! Why can't she just stick to one and not go around flirting with the others??

And what guy problem? Well, nothing at all!! She just found a cute-looking guy and tried hitting on him and he just wasn't interested. Looks like she anticipated it. Last I heard, she was crying in the class.

When you are in school, you are expected to dress in a certain manner. That manner that means that dress modestly and smartly - which is the sole purpose of the uniform - NOT PROVOCATIVELY. Well, our person in the spotlight, just did that. Short skirt(above knee-length, d-uh!), socks pulled down to the ankles, and shirt buttons open in a suggestive manner. Now, that's a bit too much. Well, as the motto for most teenage girls goes: If you have the body, flaunt it.. She has just overdone that. Basically, if you ask me, it looks cheap. It really does. There's a way of dressing that way and yet look modest and NOT inviting-trouble types. Well, my juniors can show you how. Despite repeated attempts by the lady teachers(also prodded on by the male ones), to dress decently, everything's fallen on deaf ears of this young lady. Ah well, the result: Loads of boys craving her attention and she finding herself in an uncomfortable spot most of the times. Luckily for her sometimes, her girlfriends save her as they know how to deal with most of the guys here(she's a new admission).

And when it a free period in class -- a CIRCUS -- lol, literally. She and her girlfriends scream about here and there, squeal, shriek, jump on top of the desks(some girls in her group are yet to blossom, they roll on top of each other and ahem-ahem) and create a ruckus in the class. My complaint is the usual: I cannot concentrate.

Well, I must appreciate her for her outspoken & friendly nature. She's smart, cool, confident and has an American I-don't-give-a-damn attitude. Fine, I like it. Most do. And her group of girls are copying her(*rolling on the floor laughing*). That's so desperate!! HA HA HA!! I mean, whoa, make a group around here, fine, but don't go around following her every move. They listen to exactly the same songs she does, they like the same stuff she does, they choose exactly the same stuff she chooses. The girls have lost their individuality, sigh!

But now, well, she's single. I guess she musta broken off with Mr. Loser because of her recent performance in these exams. But I don't blame her. Actually, I don't wanna comment much on this. Her choice.

But hey, frankly speaking, she's good at heart, that's what I've found out, she only needs to check her actions and her tongue,too.

** Will be back with another worm soon**

Till then,
Sayonara!!

--SaturnIndian[SI]